From the Top of the Swing Set

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From the Top of the Swing Set

From the top of the swing-set,
All surrounded by sand,
I shot my old teacher,
With a green rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure,
I shot her with pride.
I couldn't have missed her,
She's forty feet wide.

I went to her funeral,
I went to her grave,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw hand grenades.

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She wasn't quite dead,
So I took a bazooka,
And blew off her head,.

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