Lyrics
     Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
     It's time for us to join in the fight
     It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
     It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
     You better put all your eggs in one basket
     You better count your chickens before they hatch
     You better sell some wine before it's/its time
     You better find yourself an itch to scratch.
     You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
     Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
     Talk with your mouth full
     Bite the hand that feeds you
     Bite on more than you chew
     What can you do
     Dare to be stupid.
     Take some wooden nickles
     Look for Mr. Goodbar
     Get your mojo working now
     I'll show you how
     You can dare to be stupid.
     You can turn the other cheek
     You can just give up the ship
     You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
     Dare to be stupid
     Come on and dare to be stupid
     It's so easy to do
     Dare to be stupid
     We're all waiting for you
     Let's go.
     It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
     So can I have a volunteer
     There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
     Now it's time for crying in your beer.
     Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
     Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
     And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
     It's OK, you can dare to be stupid.
     It's like spitting on a fish
     It's like barking up a tree
     It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
     Dare to be stupid (yes)
     Why don't you dare to be stupid
     It's so easy to do
     Dare to be stupid
     We're all waiting for you
     Dare to be stupid.
     Burn your candle at both ends
     Look a gift horse in the mouth
     Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
     You can be a coffee achiever
     You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
     The future's up to you
     So what you gonna do.
     Dare to be stupid
     Dare to be stupid
     What did I say
     Dare to be stupid.