The Rajah had a secret, he had green hair, 
     So he always wore a hat, so that no one would stare. 
     No one knew his secret in all the land, 
     Except his barber, who said it looked grand.
     Gopal never told a soul, for many a year, 
     So he went to the forest, out of fear. He told the tallest tree: 'You must believe me, 
     The Rajah wears a hat to hide his bright green hair.