The littlest worm
You ever saw
Was stuck inside
My soda straw! (repeat all together)
He said to me
Don't take a sip
For if you do
I'll surely flip! (repeat)
I took a sip
And he went down
All through my pipes
He surely drowned! (repeat)
He was my friend
He was my pal
That's the end
Of a very good friend (repeat)
I coughed him up,
But he was dead,
So I buried him,
In (counselor's name) bed (repeat).