Poor unfortunate souls,
     In pain, in need!
     This one longing to be thinner,
     That one wants to get the girl,
     And do I help them?
     Yes, indeed!
     Those poor unfortunate souls.
     So sad, so true.
     They come flocking to my cauldron
     Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
     And I help them!
     Yes I do!