Hello mother
Hello father
Fleas, tics, mosquitoes
They really bother
I got your package
That's why I'm writing
K-9 advantage stops all the biting.
Swimming, hiking
Tent pitching
They're not biting
I'm not itching
I can't wait to show you
All my new tricks
Thanks for sending me K-9 advantage.
(sung to camp grenada theme).