He Jumped From 40 Thousand Feet

Lyrics

He Jumped From 40 Thousand Feet

1ST VERSE
he jumped from forty thousand feet without a parachute
he jumped from forty thousand feet without a parachute
he jumped from forty thousand feet without a parachute
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS
glory glory what a hell of a way to die
suspended by your braces when you dont know how to fly
glory glory what a hell of a way to die
and he aint gonna jump no more.

2 st verse
he landed on the runway like a splat of strawberry jam
he landed on the runway like a splat of strawberry jam
he landed on the runway like a splat of strawberry jam
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

3RD VERSE
they scraped him off the runway with a bread and butter knife
they scraped him off the runway with a bread and butter knife
they scraped him off the runway with a bread and butter knife
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

4TH VERSE
they put him in a envelope and sent him home to mum X3
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

5TH VERSE
she put him on the mantle piece for everyone to see x3
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

6TH VERSE
the cat jumped on the mantle piece and knocked it in the fire x3
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

7TH VERSE
he went right up the chimney in a great big puff of smoke x3
and he aint gonna jump no more.

CHORUS.

8TH VERSE
and now hes up in heaven teaching angels how to fly x3
and he aint gonna jump no more.