Woke up this morning,
     Looked upon the wall
     'Skeeter' and the bedbug
     Having a game of ball
     Score was one to nothin'
     The Skeeter was ahead
     Bedbug knocked a homerun
     And I rolled out of bed.
     Ain't gonna rain
     Ain't gonna rain
     Ain't gonna rain no more
     How in the world can the old folks tell?
     It ain't gonna rain no more
     How in the heck
     Can I wash my neck,
     If it ain't gonna rain no more?
     Bullfrog sitting on a lilly pad,
     Looked up in the sky
     The lilly pad broke,
     The frog fell in
     Got water in his eyes.
     I wished I was a bar of soap
     In Mary's bathtub
     EVERYTIME Mary took a bath -
     O where I'd get to rub!
     Ain't gonna rain
     Ain't gonna rain
     Ain't gonna rain no more
     How in the world can the old folks tell?
     It ain't gonna rain no more
     How in the heck
     can I wash my neck,
     If it ain't gonna rain no more?