IF I had as much money as I could spend
     I never would cry "Old chairs to mend;
     Old chairs to mend, Old chairs to mend;"
     I never would cry "Old chairs to mend".
     If I had as much money as I could tell
     I never would cry "Old clothes to sell;
     Old clothes to sell, Old clothes to sell;"
     I never would cry "Old clothes to sell!'.