I'm in my dad's Toyota
And we're now in hour three
I'm gonna visit Grandma
Though I wish she'd drive to me.
We had some lunch
A while ago
A tiny pizza pie
I need a soda or some juice
'Cause boy, my throat is dry!
I'm so carsick
Between you and me
We've been driving for so long that
I've been growing a goatee!
Some take the train
Some take the train
And others get to fly
We're in this car, in the slow lane
I think I'm gonna cry!
I'm so carsick
Gotta go wee-wee
Hey Dad,stop this Toyota
And next time, go without me!