I'm a little coconut lying on a coco-beach
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm crazy.
Called myself up on the phone just to see if i was home
Asked myself out on a date
Pick me up at half past eight
I'm a nut, i'm a nut, I'm crazy.
Took me to a picture show just because I love me so
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face
I'm a nut, I'm nut, I'm crazy.
I can't sing and I can't dance I wear ruffles on my. .
whoops boys take another guess
I wear ruffles on my dress
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm crazy.
Pepsi cola came to town
Coca-cola shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
now we all drink 7-up
7-up, 7-up, the uncola.
7-up got the flu now we all drink mt. dew
Mt. dew caught it too
now we don't know what to do
cuz we're nuts, cuz we're nuts, we're crazy.