If I Knew You Were Coming

If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
Baked a cake, baked a cake.
If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
How d'you do, how d'you do, how d'you do!

Well I don't know where you came from,
And I don't know where you've been;
But it really doesn't matter,
Have a chair and grab a platter,
And dig, dig, dig right in!

If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
Baked a cake, baked a cake.
If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
How d'you do, how d'you do, how d'you do!