Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms)

Alternative Lyrics & Words

Just like Gopher Guts, there are many versions of this song.
Some of the versions we have heard of are:

Alternate Version 1

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!

Alternate Version 2

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.

Alternate Version 3

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

Alternate Version 4

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

Shorter Version

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

A really disgusting version

Nobody loves me everybody hates me.
Think l'll eat some worms,
Long ones, short ones,
Little fat fussy ones,
Its bitsy teeny weeny worms.

First you bit their heads off,
Then you suck their guts out,
See how they wiggle and they squirm, long ones,
Short ones,little fat fussy ones,
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny worms

The long thin slimy ones slip down easly,
The short fat fussy ones stick.
But when the short fat fussy ones stick to your teeth,
All the juice goes SSSLLLLLLLLUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP...

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