McDonald's

Alternative Lyrics & Words

From Bruce Holloway

McDonald's is your kind of place,
They serve you rattlesnakes,
French Fries between your toetoes,
Hamburgers up your nose
Last time I went there, they fried my underwear
McDonald's is your kind of place!

From Mitch Marmel

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French Fries between your toes
Hot pickles up your nose
And don't forget their Martian shakes
They come from outer space
McDonald's is your kind of place.

From Kihe Blackeagle

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Dill pickles up your nose
And what about those shakes?
Made from polluted lakes!
McDwarfle's is your kind of place...

From Ziza

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Dill pickles on your toes
McDonald's is your kind of place
McDonald's is your kind of place

From Kreme

McDonald's
McDonald's is my kind of place
Cheeseburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
mustard between your toes
The last time that I went there
they stole (my/person's name) underwear
McDonald's is the place for me!

From Mr-U

McDonald's is your kind of place,
They serve you rattlesnakes,
They throw them in your face.

McDonald's is your kind of place,
French Fries between your toes,
Ketchup up your nose.

McDonald's is your kind of place,
I want my money back,
Before I have a heart - attack

From José Johnson

McDonald's is your kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
French fries between your toes
Hamburgers up your nose
The last time that I was there
They served my underwear
They served it medium rare
I told them I didn't care
(it was my dirty pair)

Another funny version

Mcdonald is my kind of place
hamburgers in your face
french fries between your toes
Dill pickles up your nose
ketchup's running down my back
I want my money back - before I have a heart attack!